They sayin' I'm so callous,
I could be the king of Dallas,
Catch me living in a palace,
Silken linens like a caliphate,
Val- validate, vac- vaccinate,
Dru- drugs 'til my, heart palpitates
Been rollin' all night long,
Too many blunts for me to calculate.

Waitin' in the wood-works,
Think it's time for to activate,
My bag of tricks, to make you sick,
Got something for yo ass to hate.
Crit- criticize me, while you sit,
At home alone, and masturbate?
It's- it's surprising, you think I'm
Below ya, that's a vast mistake.

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I got that wow factor,
My skin is alabaster but I plow faster,
Through these lyrics like a pistol, click clack blow at ya!
If you got a single issue. I'm the crowd master,
I got that wow factor.
I got that wow factor,
My skin is alabaster but I plow faster,
Through these lyrics like a pistol, click clack blow at ya!
If you got a single issue. Smoking wild flower,
I got that wow factor.

This life didn't choose me (nah)
I chose it myself
You think you real because
You got a ki of dope on the shelf?
Well how's that make you real
Your broke ass got no choice but to grind
You just another thug on drugs
Who loves committing these crimes.

Me, I came up in the 'burbs
Only 14 smokin' herb
I ignored the propaganda
So my life started to meander
Toward the median, losing control from the weed again
Telling myself I don't need it then,
Relax, relapse, I'm a fiend again.
(I'm a fiend again?) I said I'm barely getting by
(What?) I said I'm barely getting high
I swear I smoke so much you could
Find my tolerance in the sky.
Y'all know I'm mothafuckin talented,
But I bet you never even imagined I'd
Be getting two girls in the same bed at the same time
I call that Gemini

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I make the hoes say whoa
So it's no wonder I don't wonder why
All of these honeys telling me they want
My tongue sunk between they thighs
She let me hit it raw dog so in return I'mma lick her dry
Gonna make her drop her jaw, saying ooh and ahh, like the 4th of July.
Make sparks fly,
Racing like a grand prix when I'm in the V, are you listening to me?
Could be bouncing like a bungee, listening to Bun B
Or up against the pantry, screaming like a banshee
Don't matter how I get it 'cuz I get it when I want it
They hating in the valley but I'm reaching for the summit.
Just ignore me if my words are more than you can stomach.
There's a fire burning in me and there ain't no way to numb it.
Confronted, with conflictation, and inebriation,
A counter culture agent that don't plan on being patient
Greatest in the nation, get you rocking like a Hatian,
Lead me not into temptation, 'cuz I crave the adoration.
When I say Cal, y'all all say Jones,
When they hear call, the girls gon' moan,
When ya hear Cal, I'm on the scene,
Pull the .40 cal, y'all all know me!